BADUM tssssssss

spicy-vagina-tacos:

"you only post selfies to get attention"

there is literally no other reason as to why anyone would post a selfie

roughness:

mileskane:

hey there delilah whats it like in new york city…

i’m a thousand miles away but i’m still thinking of that titty

(Source: pvcharry)

dw:

do you ever get a part 2 to a dream you had before

(Source: pitiful)

reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

image

(Source: greatjaggi)